In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)
Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!
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